Why watch the hockey game when a guy from high school messages you every time the Oil do something?

I don’t have sports app notifications enabled on my phone. No score updates, breaking news, or trade talk. I have a different source for all that stuff. Behold, the “high school hockey guy”.

This guy Bleeds Oil. But like many Oilers fans, when the going gets tough...

The tough should get going. Looks like somebody is on the trade block if they don’t turn it around.

Pretty hot take! And these are just a fraction of the screenshots I’ve taken from Messenger. So, I have to draw the line. Enough is enough.

But alas,

Big Benson guy. I mean how could you not be? As Buddy points out, he went 1st overall in the WHL Bantam Draft. That means he was a stellar 14/15-year-old hockey player. Will that translate to the NHL? Will Tyler Benson finally get his shot at the big leagues? Find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z.

Not only is he a big Benson guy, but look who’s back in the good books.

We’ll see how that goes. You know, throughout all of our conversations, he never really asked me how I felt (selfish?).

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Finally, here’s MY opinion on something. I think the alternate jerseys could use some more white mixed in. That would look pretty sharp. I do prefer the primary colour being blue, as opposed to the glaring orange. But all in all, the McFarlane jersey remains my favourite. Don’t @ me. (Seriously, I’m not on Twitter).